Joseph The Hammer
Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.
“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.
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help me
edit since everyone in the notes is confused
it’s not a fall damage miscalculation. they’re literally just forcing link to dive face first into the ground
88y53 asked:
What would a paladin say about toxic positivity?
Wielding and being at peace with Light is not the same as desperately closing your eyes to the presence of darkness. The paladin’s duty is to provide a fire in the dark, bringing truth and goodness through illumination, and not turning the light to your eyes to banish the memory of the dark.
I had literally ONE DND character before I met my (now) WIFE!!
So, I turned this into a card to celebrate our wedding day, featuring all of the characters we have created through the stories we’ve told together!
So far. ;)
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-The sorcerer explaining to the wizard exactly how she was going to win ‘I fucked your mom’ jokes for all time
BALDUR’S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios
“In this moment, I want for nothing.”
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in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won’t become tyrannical with power
This is the master interpretation
This isn’t even wrong this is an incredible common trope in Chinese media.
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The image of Astarion as flamboyant Dracula was too much to ignore. So have this.
Audio from the Dracula: a Comedy of Terrors play
(We were trying to plan for a boss fight with a giant boar and were discussing trap ideas)
Fighter: Why do we all have rope?
Paladin: Why do the lesbians both have rope?
Demi-dragon: Don’t ask questions!
A Colonial viper in the shuttlebay of the Enterprise G
via Thomas Caulson
Love it
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